- Happy Kane
- Glamour Shot Kane
- Screaming Internally Kane
- 500% Done Kane
"Alright, Shawn Michaels…based upon the temperament of this capacity crowd, I would suggest that they are very much looking forward to you getting your rear end kicked by The Undertaker-" - Vince McMahon, In Your House: Ground Zero.
It's like one of the Brontës is writing my life